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January 8th, 2006
03:54 pm - The Bitch-Kiss Theory: A Method of Hating Pretty Women Who Get to Kiss Hot Guys
I completely agree with Lauren's (why am I refering to her in the 3rd person? She's probably the only one reading this...) philosophy of hating Emmy Rossum because we want to BE her....but not about the kissing Patrick Wilson thing. Yes he has a great voice, yes he is cool (coughTHEFULLMONTYcough), eww he is ugly. And, to quote my hero (out of about 800 heros, mostly guys because girls are usually stupid) Zach Braff on Scrubs, "My heart hates uggos." Especially with Patrick's shaggy long hair (although not as shaggy as the shaggy shaggy man I call Shaggy, a.k.a. Viggo/Aragorn/Butt-Shaped-Chin-Yet-Still-Surprisingly-Hot-In-His-Shaggy-Shaggy-Manliness). Come to think of it, Raoul's hair is quite well-kempt (is that a word? Don't answer that...I DON'T CARE). But still, long hair is gross on guys (except Mr. Johnny Depp and Mr. Antonio Banderas...but they still look best when they've shaved and CUT THEIR GOD DAMN HAIR).
But yes, I want to make out with Gerry Butler...so Emmy Rossum can go poop up a bush or something.
Current Mood:  Drained - And NOT from peeing.
Current Music: Thoroughly Modern Millie (Gimme Gimme)
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OK WELL Patrick may be exceedingly womanly in PTO but in real life, with short hair, he's a surprisingly attractive man! So yes, I WILL go make out with him RIGHT NOW! (because, you know, I know him personally of course.)
Mmmmm, Viggo......with that Rugged and Manly Stuble. Although am slightly turned off by the fact that my mother, who was born in the middle ages, also finds him attractive.
Yep, guys with long hair = ERROR ERROR HOTNESS MALFUNCTION
except for Orlando Bloom in LOTR. I loves the blond elf wig. Yum. |
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